alkkamai

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“ Other Thoughts: This processor has moved me into the 64-bit range and allowed me to upgrade to 8GB of ram. I’m an avid World of Warcraft player and WoW and all my other games run faster and smoother than ever. I can even run 2 copies of WoW simultaneously allowing me to have a healer follow my main and heal via voice commands. I’d Highly recommend this to any one who wants to take their gaming to the next level or just be ready for when the newest games require more of your computer.

— Whoa, dude.

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Saw a sweet spider

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Just got my new camera

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Govt

SHarvey might be workin’ for the govt.

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“ I have… lingering bitterness…

— Emily

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Up and Running

My tubes are back on the desktop so I’m back in business torrent wise and all. Pretty sweet being back in the good seat.

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Now He Knows

knighthawkcafe: i have a sore throat and earlier i had a temperature of 101.8
lexasutofsays: what hobo did you pork to be so sick?
knighthawkcafe: lol
knighthawkcafe: i cant remember
knighthawkcafe: there were so many this past week
lexasutofsays: its been a big week for me too
knighthawkcafe: how so?
lexasutofsays: i had two tramps and a bum
knighthawkcafe: for the bum were you a top or a bottom?
lexasutofsays: i pitch
lexasutofsays: thats how bum rape goes
knighthawkcafe: ahh, ok
knighthawkcafe: so no cuddling and spooning?
lexasutofsays: if they pass out
lexasutofsays: then you can snuggle them a few more times before you stagger home
knighthawkcafe: right

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“ …bat nipples. I just had this conversation
yesterday. Bat nipples…

— Aly at DnD

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“ I realized I have an under-abundance of shirts

— Adam

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“ But how do you ask the woman that makes your kids lunches to suck your balls and spread her ass open like a geometry compass? How, Andy, how?”
“I don’t like this game anymore

— Weeds

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“ I don’t give a flying fuck if you do have cancer, put your tits away in front of my kid”
“Sorry, I took a ‘lude

— Weeds